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I'm a 23 year old, college graduate with no life. Doesn't take much to tickle my fancy. A little tequila, a little vodka, and we'll throw ourselves a party! Who's with me?

silversora:


"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762, via nutttmeg)

— 8 hours ago with 277155 notes

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via nutttmeg)

— 8 hours ago with 303106 notes

scientificenterprise:

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

(via sexlovemarijuana)

— 11 hours ago with 6881 notes
ellendegeneres:

Two of the handsomest people I know are here tomorrow.

ellendegeneres:

Two of the handsomest people I know are here tomorrow.

— 11 hours ago with 3506 notes
#I really want to be Ellen  #not gonna lie 
phosphorescentt:

sweetly-southern:

sweetly-southern: 

There is no greater sight in this big ol’ world, then the sweet sight of the deep south. 



y’all think those are just pretty sparkles in the air like they’re not all fucking mosquitoes and bugs and shit

^

phosphorescentt:

sweetly-southern:

sweetly-southern

There is no greater sight in this big ol’ world, then the sweet sight of the deep south. 

y’all think those are just pretty sparkles in the air like they’re not all fucking mosquitoes and bugs and shit

^

(Source: gifdrome)

— 12 hours ago with 92318 notes
"If you love yourself, you love others. If you hate yourself, you hate others. Because in relationship with others … the other is nothing but a mirror."
— 12 hours ago with 2082 notes

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(Source: arin-hans0n, via sexlovemarijuana)

— 12 hours ago with 124324 notes
#this is too cute