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I'm a 23 year old, college graduate with no life. Doesn't take much to tickle my fancy. A little tequila, a little vodka, and we'll throw ourselves a party! Who's with me?

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via size10plz)

— 4 minutes ago with 219283 notes
"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

This is the best description of my life I’ve ever seen

(via the-tardis-gets-wifi)

yes!

(via whatshouldwecallchronicillness)

(via size10plz)

— 32 minutes ago with 249831 notes
loveatitsfinest:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

OH MY GOD

loveatitsfinest:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

OH MY GOD

(via karengilan)

— 58 minutes ago with 383514 notes
#I literally watched til the end 

brb-being-brazilian:

ohmisterfujishiro:

raise-youup:

proof that a gif set of a drag queen receiving acceptance from her father will spread through tumblr like wildfire.. 33,000+ notes later.

basically

Oh no I’m crying;;

(via safety-officer-barto)

— 2 hours ago with 192090 notes
#this actually made me teary 
cielodc11:

It’s hard to say “Congratulations” when my 10 year old self just died. :|
Oh well, what the heck… Congratulations! :P

cielodc11:

It’s hard to say “Congratulations” when my 10 year old self just died. :|

Oh well, what the heck… Congratulations! :P

(via backstreetboys)

— 2 hours ago with 94 notes
#that caption tbh 
Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via safety-officer-barto)

— 2 hours ago with 255406 notes

innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

(via karengilan)

— 2 hours ago with 43802 notes
#my mom 
Freud:*sticks cigar in mouth* you see, it's a penis and you want to have sex with your mom
— 2 hours ago with 261 notes