|mom:||hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked|
|son:||of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice|
|mom:||of course son. be careful it is very spicy|
|son:||*sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY|
|dad:||ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.|
|son:||thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?|
|dad:||we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken|
|mom:||i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.|
|son:||we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!|
|dad:||great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend|
|son:||golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition|
Not really. I’ve been made to feel guilty for things I enjoy my whole life and I don’t know when it happened but I just stopped feeling bad about things I like. It’s not fair and it’s not worth it. I do however like to masturbate while driving every once in a while, that I feel a little guilty about; it’s probably illegal.
your gay friends are all talking shit behind your back 100%
Yeah, you support them all the way.. We’ll most of the way.. We’ll some of the way.. Clearly not as far as marriage.. Cause marriage ain’t for gays.. Or something
You hear so many of these people say, “I have a lot of gay friends but don’t believe in same sex marriage”, but you never hear gay people say “I’ve lots of friends who think it should be illegal for me to marry the person I love”.
So, here’s a PSA for everyone who is against marriage equality, but thinks they have gay friends. You probably don’t. What you have are gay acquaintances who have learned to quietly put up with your bullshit because it’s the path of least resistance and they just don’t have the energy to “My Fair Lady” your ass into being a decent human being.