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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself →

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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Breathtaking views show the stars, Milky Way, airglow, and light pollution over New Zealand skies.

"Here are images I captured during last months from New Zealand. Great country to catch colors of airglow almost everywhere…" - Petr Horálek

(Source: afro-dominicano, via safety-officer-barto)

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popmvsic:

Tiësto (feat. Matthew Koma) - Wasted

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"So did you wear your new swimsuit?"

Aka “did you actually wear a bikini in public?”
Yes mom, I know total shocker, this is the second occurrence in which you’ve asked with the same answer from me. I wear two piece suits in public. Oh my. I bought them to wear.

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#she sounds so surprised 

bahtmun:

emergeddivergent:

falloutgal:

gallifrey-feels:

jawnthetimelord:

incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

when else should you start school????

in JANUARY

like a REGULAR HUMAN

WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON

CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT

BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS

AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY

Hogwarts starts in September

There you go.

I thought most countries start at the end of summer…. Aka august/September in the north and January/February in the Southern Hemispheres….. No?

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lanadeloverreyted:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?

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Baby:M-m
Mom:Mama?
Baby:The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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#my future kid 

words-of-emotion:

Life is temporary, so don’t expect people not to be. 

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m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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#actually me