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I'm a 24 year old, college graduate with no life. Doesn't take much to tickle my fancy. A little tequila, a little vodka, and we'll throw ourselves a party! Who's with me?


really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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My friend from my aussie trip’s brother just started field work at my moms church!

What a small fucking world.

Imma tap that.
Ha. No. But I may actually talk to someone for once.

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#I'm in a state of disbelief  #small damn world 

Why would you confuse me by changing your name?!?

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"I’m 36 and I am at a really good place in my life right now. And when I was your age, in college, I wasn’t. So don’t you let anyone tell you that college or your 20’s should automatically be the best part of your life, or that growing up and being an adult means everything goes downhill. That’s bullshit. I am so happy right now as a middle-aged person. That’s totally a thing. So don’t worry about growing up."

My chemistry professor today, just out of the blue. I thought it was really apropos for all college-aged individuals. (via pineapplemountain)


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Ever so true. My thirties have been soooooo much better than my twenties, and I am mightily looking forward to my forties.

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boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow


thanks for your contribution

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Happy birthday, I’m drunk!

Free shots on top on a large marg = drunk Lauren

Happy birthday, I’m drunk!

Free shots on top on a large marg = drunk Lauren

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When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like


okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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