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I'm a 24 year old, college graduate with no life. Doesn't take much to tickle my fancy. A little tequila, a little vodka, and we'll throw ourselves a party! Who's with me?

roachpatrol:

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

suck it, photons

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— 9 hours ago with 73618 notes

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

image

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justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

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— 9 hours ago with 468752 notes

all american family dinner

mom:hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
son:of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
mom:of course son. be careful it is very spicy
son:*sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
dad:ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
son:thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
dad:we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
mom:i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
son:we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
dad:great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
son:golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition
— 9 hours ago with 157940 notes
thefosters-onabcfamily:

"Stef & Lena + 10 colors"  by one of our favorite Fosters family artists! http://thattallnerdybean.tumblr.com/

thefosters-onabcfamily:

"Stef & Lena + 10 colors"  by one of our favorite Fosters family artists! http://thattallnerdybean.tumblr.com/

— 9 hours ago with 149 notes
fnurfnur:

freymastergotablog:

The sound I made was not human


Oh I guess no one wants to mention Sirius

Who the fuck is “Lupid”? Unforgivable.

fnurfnur:

freymastergotablog:

The sound I made was not human

Oh I guess no one wants to mention Sirius

Who the fuck is “Lupid”? Unforgivable.

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— 11 hours ago with 25085 notes

infiinite3scape:

I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.

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— 11 hours ago with 159854 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you have any guilty pleasures?


Answer:

phosphorescentt:

Not really. I’ve been made to feel guilty for things I enjoy my whole life and I don’t know when it happened but I just stopped feeling bad about things I like. It’s not fair and it’s not worth it. I do however like to masturbate while driving every once in a while, that I feel a little guilty about; it’s probably illegal.

— 11 hours ago with 20 notes
blackcatsworld:

woodelf68:

alxbngala:

Sausage cat is on the move.

"I’d like to chase you, but I can’t be bothered to get up."

thats my kind of cat

blackcatsworld:

woodelf68:

alxbngala:

Sausage cat is on the move.

"I’d like to chase you, but I can’t be bothered to get up."

thats my kind of cat

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— 11 hours ago with 32944 notes
Anonymous asked: how is that homophobic? i have gay friends and support them all the way, but i don't believe in gay marriage.


Answer:

scienceofsarcasm:

ickletayto:

lesbianvenom:

your gay friends are all talking shit behind your back 100%

Yeah, you support them all the way.. We’ll most of the way.. We’ll some of the way.. Clearly not as far as marriage.. Cause marriage ain’t for gays.. Or something

You hear so many of these people say, “I have a lot of gay friends but don’t believe in same sex marriage”, but you never hear gay people say “I’ve lots of friends who think it should be illegal for me to marry the person I love”.

So, here’s a PSA for everyone who is against marriage equality, but thinks they have gay friends. You probably don’t. What you have are gay acquaintances who have learned to quietly put up with your bullshit because it’s the path of least resistance and they just don’t have the energy to “My Fair Lady” your ass into being a decent human being.

— 11 hours ago with 65549 notes
emsfitjourney:

I do this all the time lol

emsfitjourney:

I do this all the time lol

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gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

(Source: redsuspenders, via curvecreation)

— 11 hours ago with 375645 notes